I did some graphics and the business card for a groomer. I am just going to show the graphics for now….one clean-cut schnauzer and one very dirty one! No one likes that dog smell….yuck!

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A zombie was bowling on our team yesterday and that zombie was I. Bowling is usually so much fun but I was just void of any joy. As usual, I kept on bowling at life’s pins. Crossing my fingers, I hope for a strike to come soon….this decrepit zombie needs the happiness of brains.

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After visiting someone far away, I get that overload of good feelings. But then slowly that good stuff seems to slip through my wings…..Penguins weren’t meant to carry this much for so long…its those butter wings of ours

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Those moments in which your troubles melt away and you get that “feel good” moment. Keep em coming!

 

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Time shares may work for inanimate housing but when it comes to the heart….it doesn’t have good timing. In the end it causes more pain than happiness…..well at least for this penguin.

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I have come to the conclusion that Mid-Century Housewives/Househusbands must have been mad food scientists! This year was my first time going to a Mid-Century Potluck. Everyone brought some food from that time era and dressed the part too. Pretty much all the food was yummy but there were some creations that had me puzzled to what was in it if I didn’t read the recipe card.

So remember to take that second look at the jello mold……cause something looks a bit fishy!  

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Dedicated to: TLOS <3

 

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Last week I was Miss Grumpy pants and now I am Miss Sad Pants......can't wait for laundry day

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I went snowboarding for the first time in my life the other weekend. Keep in mind though that the last time I went skiing was in like 7th grade or so. So you can guess what happened. Yup, I ate a lot of snow with my face and did an epic yard sale. All that falling down and muscle abuse was fun! Perhaps it is me but you can’t beat a new experience and adventure. This trip was exactly what I needed. Can't wait to smell the fresh pine air and see the beautiful mountains again.

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Guess who will be investing in snowboarding gear?
Me!!! See ya on the slopes next year!!!!

 

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When you have to end something it is always hard. So throughout last week, I saw the true colors of a situation which helped me go through the ending of it. Plus the finish was just as bad if worse. Yes, I am being sort of vague so bare with me a little bit more. After hearing the story, my friend said…..”This is how a guy in high school would act.” 

.....end of venting,

 

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Bed N' Breakfast.....no Louie serves me fresh barf in bed. I still love him!

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So my bowling scores have dropped a bit. On a better note my form looks more professional....you cant win em all!

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Normally handicap stalls don’t bother me, but the one at the bowling alley does. There was just too much space and it had an abnormally big gap between the side of door and the stall. You know the one that folks peep through to see if the stall is empty. Personally I am a “let me look underneath the stall”. This less traumatic and prevents that feeling of “Oh god…what did I just see?'

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It’s amazing how something can so quickly get you into a bad mood. On the brighter side of life….Valentine’s Day Candy is on sale! *munch…munch…munch*

 

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